My experiments have gone through vigorous testing. I should've kept some test subjects instead of killing most of the workplace. I hate waste. Not that it isn't extremely FUN but if I run out of minions I'm going to have to start taking random people off the streets and that will draw attention. I just have to make sure to be ridiculously ( Read more... )

Jacob Channing, one of my coworkers, might possibly be catching on to the fact that I don't belong here. The nice part is that if he is, it seems to be in a 'I want to join you and your evil plan' sort of way rather than an 'I'm going to report you to my superiors' sort of way. Either that, or he's trying to flirt with me. Both things are welcome, ( Read more... )

I finally completed my pet project that I've been working on for the past month. It would have taken me a much shorter period of time but I found it difficult to find all of the components I need in this ridiculous universe.

I did my best to take a picture of it to show to you but again, trying to invent some sort of feasible 'digital camera' has ( Read more... )

I could wait and write this during my lunch break but then I'd get less lunch...so clearly that's not an option.
Today is a little better at work because it involves a lot of paper pushing and less of the actual...going out and planting bombs and robbing banks, etc. That's the part that I always have minions for. It's disgusting to think that ( Read more... )

I was bored ( Read more... )